How to Avoid Huge Ships

Don't look now, but there could be a huge ship sneaking up RIGHT BEHIND YOU Download this book instantly to your Kindle and figure out a solution in the next 30 seconds. "How to Avoid Huge Ships: A Comic Book Parody" will solve all of your life's problems. Guaranteed. Do you: Find yourself lying awake at night, sure that you heard the creaking of a behemoth hull outside your door? Mistake car horns for massive ship horns Look at people with terror when they mention they are vacationing in the Caribbean on a cruise? Fear large, open bodies of water? Wish you lived in a country without Ocean coasts, or perhaps, lived on a mostly waterless planet, like Mars? If you want to: Finally get a full night's rest Address the underlying causes of your hypertension Protect your children and your children's children and your children's children's children Save our species and our planet Reclaim your appetite Negotiate a higher salary And much, much more... Then "How to Avoid Huge Ships" is the answer you are looking for. This book will definitively tell you once and for all how to avoid huge ships. Disclaimer: This book won't actually provide you real advice on how to avoid huge ships (or reduce hypertension or negotiate your salary or really anything helpful of any kind). This book's sole purpose is to make you chuckle. You will find inside its pages a collection of comics loosely based on the title of Captain John W. Trimmer's 1982 book "How to Avoid Huge Ships," (and the resulting tongue-in-cheek reader reviews), but this parody has no connection to the original content, author or publisher. If you are a seafaring captain and you are actually looking for advice on how to avoid huge ships, you won't find it here.