Pru and Pri 'the Courtship of Miles Standish' in Modern Retelling

The men don't know who the women are. This complicates their love lives. Jon Alden loves Priscilla Mullen, but it interferes with Miles Standitch's plans. Jon must also deal with movie star Prudence Calliper. She loves Gary Krant, but he doesn't know she exists. Then Miles is destroyed. It's'The Courtship of Miles Standish' retold modern-style.