Does My Bum Look Big in This? The Diary of an Insecure Woman

Jacqueline M. Pane is an ordinary woman in her thirties and, like all women, she knows that life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms, a Prada handbag and didn't grow a moustache once a month. Chart her progress as she misjudges Peter Perfect, avoids sex from behind with Attractive New Andy, enrols on a cellulite away-day and eats chocolate to annoy her father. 1997.