Secret agent 6th grader Extra large soda jerk

The name's Brody Valentine and I'm a secret agent, but just barely. You see, this is the story of my first "official" day as an agent with Glitch. Like most noobs, I was assigned the lamest case possible, but if you're familiar with my life, then you won't be surprised to hear that it ended up being the most brain melting thing I've ever been a part of.