Fat Vampire 4 Harder Better Fatter Stronger

Following Maurice's near-assassination and the overthrow of the American Vampire Council, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki have fled to Luxembourg, where they've taken refuge under the protection of Karl Stromm and the EU Council. Things in America have continued towards chaos with no end in sight ... but then just in time, a new leader appears, ready to restore order, and to avoid the human-vampire war that seems inches from explosion. Things are soon on the mend, but a dangerous faction seems determined to upset the fragile balance, plunging the world's vampires into a war on two fronts -- with a deadly and prepared human force on one side and the vampires' very creators on the other. And in the middle, one fat undead guy fights to be a voice of reason, eating blood-soaked pizza all the while. --