Ash & Thorn. Recipe for Disaster

"The apocalypse is nigh! The world needs a Champion, and the only heir to a sacred mystical lineage is ... a little old lady? Meet Lottie Thorn, reluctant savior of the world, and her also-elderly trainer Lady Peruvia Ashlington-Voss. They might not look it, but these women are prepared to take on any Big Bad that comes along. But first, perhaps a nice cup of tea?"--Back cover