The Exodontists

"You've never read anything like The Exodontists. Absolutely bonkers and so, so good! A transcendent tale of redemption, family, and teeth, this book will change your life -- prepare to be born again into a brand new skin!" ~ Bitter Karella, author of Moonflow and The Midnight Pals The Exodontists dream of bleach and teeth...and run a free dental clinic out of the abandoned warehouse they call home. Red, their patriarch, dreads the day his beloved family will ask him exactly where they came from and how they became family... In this darkly macabre Halloween horror novel, the Exodontists--a family of tooth-loving immortal monsters--must fight to keep their home after a Halloween store takes over the abandoned warehouse they live in. Worse, still: The warehouse isn't only their home. It's also where they've run a free dental clinic for the last few decades, serving the needy and the human town they dwell in. But sharing the warehouse with the Halloween store culminates in an epic grudge match to the death when the Exodontists unwittingly attract the attention of incel employee Garrett. And things get violent. PLEASE READ AND RESPECT THE CONTENT WARNINGS AT THE START OF THE BOOK. THIS NOVEL IS A WORK OF HORROR INTENDED FOR GROWN ADULTS, AND FEATURES CONTENT THAT MANY READERS MAY FIND DISTURBING.