Lord Loveland Discovers America

"[...] "I know, dearest," sighed the devoted lady who by industrious spoiling had made him what he was. "I was only going on to say that you are a personage of importance; never think you're not. As for the two or three wretched girls who have hurled themselves at the heads of princes, when they might have had you-why, our English heiresses are growing disgustingly conceited and ambitious, quite unmaidenly, and let them regret their mistakes-you needn't. Val, you want my advice. Well, I've had an inspiration, I do believe, a real inspiration. Why don't you go to America?" "To try ranching?" "Good Heavens, no, my son! To try marrying. In America you'll succeed brilliantly. Why not run over and[...]".