Son of Eat My Shorts More Short Stories and Doggerel

What really happened at Sutton Hoo? Did Hitchcock try adapting nursery rhymes? Is it possible to patent a straight line? Was Banksy's ancestor around in Babylonian times? Find out the answers to these and many other burning questions in this collection of short stories, verse full of appalling rhymes, play scripts that will never get produced and endless cheap jokes. As with the previous collection ("Eat My Shorts" - if you haven't bought it yet, go and buy it now!) all royalties will be donated to the Red Cross.