Class Dismissed

Do you know the Pythagorean Theorem? Likely. Have you ever diagrammed a sentence? Unfortunately, you probably have. Does the Magna Carta ring a bell? That one's a little dicey, but no doubt someone endeavored to convey its importance to you during a mind-numbing social studies class in 9th grade. Regardless of your answers to these questions, your life, or the life of the teenager most important to you, may be deficient in knowing the really important stuff that actually makes a difference. The things that will make a person happy, well-adjusted, and at least a little bit less psychotic than they would have likely been had you not purchased this as a graduation gift for them. Is this the perfect gift? No, it isn't. But it's a heck of a lot cheaper than a Ferrari, and it doesn't need to insured. I mean, you can insure it if you'd like, but that would be weird, at least in my opinion. If you'd like your young person to have a road map to happiness and fulfillment so that they don't have to traverse the challenges of young adulthood blindly like previous generations did, then this book is just what you're looking for. And I am fully aware that I just ended a sentence with a preposition. It's trivial stuff like that which wasted time in high school that would have been better spent figuring out the important stuff in life. Hmmm...; if you're still hung up on that preposition thing, maybe you should order a copy of the book for yourself, come to think of it. Each royalty check is a step toward me getting that Ferrari. Don't be naive; a Ferrari might not be what a teenager needs for fulfillment, but for a balding middle-aged author, it would certainly be quite validating and might help pull me out of this mid-life crisis I'm navigating because I wasn't presented with a book like this when I graduated.