Plague Monkey Spam

BOBBY KAYE's life story started and ended with an e-mail and then the monkey dung hit the fan. We're talking blue plague monkeys, tulwar-swinging cab drivers, a ride-on mower caravan of unbridled mass consumption and a moon-infatuated eight-legged story-telling spider god going toe-to-toe-to-toe-toe with the merciless scud-spear wielding Nigerian spam genie - Prince Wanna-Wanna-Wanna! This is wildest and weirdest novellas that I have ever written. Not recommended for young readers or those who are easily offended. "An Anansi tale that reads as if it were written by William S. Burroughs." - Hellnotes