The Jesus of Poemry

Dave Johnson is the world's finest living poet and in the world's top three of all beef presentationists currently moulding dead meat into the shape of other things. His poemry has been recited by people to other people at least five times.But life isn't plain sailing for a genius of this magnitude. Henpecked by a wife who doesn't appreciate anything he does, and harassed by twin three year olds that don't understand the talent they're spawned from. Dave Johnson keeps a journal of the dickheads that keep him from achieving worldwide notoriety. This is that journal.