Rando the Roundagin Discovers America

Greetings, young Earthling. My name is Rando the Roundagin. I bet you thought that you were holding a regular, old book, but you're actually holding me - an alien from the planet Roundaway. My leader, King Roundheir, has sent me down to your planet in the form of this book on a special mission to collect information about your country. I'm not allowed to return home until I have collected enough information to fill this book. Unfortunately, since I am the actual book, I won't be able to write down the information inside of it. If I can't collect this information, then I'll never be able to see my family and friends again which would make me very sad. Will you please help me out?