A NIght at Swinging Dicks Saloon

"Swinging DIcks Saloon might not be the kind of place where everybody knows your name but it is the kind of place where a guy can hang out tell bad jokes with his pals or maybe even meet a hooker who at least has the decency to pretend she has a heart of gold.Do you want weird shit? They've got it, Hell the staff can do some weird shit you wouldn't believe. Swinging Dicks can be a lot of things but it's never boring."Slim (name redacted) former bartender, Swinging Dicks SaloonWelcome to Swinging Dick's Saloon.It's the kind of place that doesn't have to say it's a dive bar because everyone knows just by looking at the place.It's the kind of place where the owner (Dick though he might tell people to call him, Richard) is often the drunkest guy in the place, though sometimes he drinks in the bar down the street because the barmaids are hotter.It's the kind of place where the barmaids wear skimpy outfits even when they shouldn't and the bartender never remembers what your drink of choice is but he believes he does.It's the kind of place where you might be drinking with mysterious and possibly magical bartenders, small-time and big-time criminals, one-armed men who may or may not have psychic powers, competing serial killers, and maybe even an actual demon or two.Swinging Dicks is the kind of place where one never knows what they're walking into but the beer is cold and it's never boring.