The Long Long Long Long Rescue

Quantillion Quill, the adventurer whose reputation proceeds him...usually leaving him far behind. When Quantillion Quill is hired to rescue the Princess Dianara from the castle of the infamous wizard, Caliago, he figures it will be a quick in and out job. But nothing turns out to be the way it seems. Facing magic, monsters, wars, abductions, misunderstandings, and betrayals, Quill and his magical monkey doll companion Chaba travel across the world of Plemora and beyond to rescue the Princess, win a rich reward, avert a catastrophic war, and most importantly, save Quill’s reputation. This is The Long Long Long Long Rescue (the complete adventure, including parts 1, 2 and 3). A fantastic comedy of epic proportions! “I wish my adventure had been this fun. Two thumbs and seven fingers up for The Long Long Long Long Rescue!” — FRODO BAGGINS“ More exciting than my theory of relativity!” — ALBERT EINSTEIN “I laughed so hard I nearly puked. Then I read this book.” — GROUCHO MARX “An absolutely terrible book that you won’t enjoy.” — SATAN, FATHER OF LIES