The Complete Alibi Handbook

If you want to survive, you have to be foxy. This book will show you how to make lies work FOR you when the truth would work AGAINST you. Face it, friend, you may have to alibi to save face, get out of a jam, get special treatment, be considerate, protect your interests or put someone down. Your alibis can be evasions, disclaimers, buck-passers, softsoap or howls of indignation. But they must be bold, witty and ingenious to be convincing. Here you will find inspired lies, not just lame excuses. You have to be original to stun the cynics in this lying world. Great minds agree that there are times when alibiing is the civilized thing to do. Keep in mind, however, that there's a big difference between lying out of pure meanness and alibiing your way out of a jam. This Ali-bible will show you how to be successful by out-foxing the other guy – or gal.