Welcome to High School Random, Funny, Clueless, and Always Hilarious Teen Comments Heard in School.

Have you ever wondered if turtles see in slow motion? Or who cleaned up the Boston Tea Party? How about what the difference between fat and pregnant is? Probably not, but in the halls of today's high schools, some teens want to know! These and many more puzzling, comical, and sometimes just plain unbelievable questions, comments, and complaints have been overheard and collected from a real life high school, offered to you here to lighten your day and make you laugh.